Eddie was born with five o’clock shadow, a deep baritone and his first date was with the midwife.  This guy has it all. He’s swaggered through life, flooring women with his arrogant charm and flirtatious fingers. At university he was captain of the Naked Wrestling team (and could have gone pro but his appendage was so large it was classed as a weapon).

 Eddie started at the carpet cleaning company at the same time and rank as Jack. Within fifteen minutes he was promoted to regional manager, having impressed the management with his ‘can-do’ attitude and flirtatious fingers.

 Eddie has a particularly staunch set of morals – he’s never wrong. When he met Pippa and let loose the Eddie charm he was surprisingly knocked back, which was like a red rag to a bull. He launched a campaign to claim her as his lady and eventually she relented. And to cement his point that Jack was in fact, a loser, he fired him.

Played by Richard Osborn