After achieving one of those new fangled nonsense degrees in ‘How To Make A Film And Other Shizzle’ (M.E.Dizzle) and on the advice of a wurzel, Rebecca moved to the Big Smoke with a pneumatic drill.

Finding the streets to be paved with a worthless aggregate and what appeared to be a layer of twiglets, she took to writing fiction and filming shorts.*

Finsbury is the lovechild of a threesome that Rebecca was tricked into joining after being assured they were talking about promiscuous sex and not some silly comedy project.

Rebecca spends her days selling bits of pavement on ebay and finds talking about herself in the third person unnerving.

Well you’ve ruined the effect now…

*Shorts as in short films. Except in the case of  ‘Y Tu Calzones Tambien’, a cinematic masterpiece in which a pair of denim shorts discovers its sexuality after wedgying someone for twelve hours.